the-absolute-funniest-posts:

hertroubledparadise:

The theme song instantly played in my head looking at this picture.

summerswift:

Me: I want to lose weight
Me: I want skinny legs
Me: I want a flat stomach
Me: I want to be thin
Me: *Sees mcdonalds*
Me: yolo

“How many times have you saved me Clara?
Just this once, just for the hell of it, let me save you!